So that Beer Battalion thing turned out be a failure but OH WHAT'S THIS BRAYFER WAS IN @Matelol 's NEWEST MOVIE STARRING HIMSELF IN CLOCK FORM WE SHOULD ALL FIVE IT

Oh hey I guess I got more shit going on whoopity fucking doo

1. I started a spinoff crew called the @BeerBattalion . I made a movie to kick things off. It's a "B" off brand. Vote 5 or I'll kill your dog.

2. I also have twitter. I post songs that I'm listening to, art that I make (not yet, but soon), and make snarky remarks that like 3 people find funny. Follow me, my son.

3. I've started to post art on the ole' NG. Special thanks to @Katja80 for the scouting. Vote 5 or I'll shoot it too.

If any of y'all would like to be updated whenever I make a 3 Things post, just shoot me (a comment) and I'll add ya to the tagline.

And we now close our program with a segment we like to call, "Dumbass Is Listening To A Song", Newgrounds Edition.

And now here's the late Dick Dale with his 90s bangar, "Nitro"

It's the inglorious return of the hit series, 3 Things. America's favorite non periodically scheduled blog posts.

1. I have a discord. It's kind of a mixed bag. Enter at your own risk https://discord.gg/ety37YQ

2. I also have a twitter.

3. So who the fuck am I and where the hell did I come from? For starters, I'm not a newbie. I've been on this site for almost five years. The Clock Crew may know me as their favorite cancerous waste (WaferClock) but as for the Ole NG it's not as simple as being another numbfuck. I developed an...interesting presence on the NGBBS back in 2017. I created The Forum Story series, and countless other threads that people cared about for only a week. I also got my hands dirty in the NG chat RIGHT before it got skullfucked by Tom and friends. If any of this sounds familiar, my old account was @Brayd0g . If THAT isn't familiar then I don't know what to tell ya ma nignog. I'm here to draw weird shit, write weird movies for the clock crew, and absolutely microblast the NGBBS with the autism that infects my brain on an hourly basis. And I'm not going anywhere. I'm here forever cunts.

~Brayfer

...so how's your sex life?