It's the inglorious return of the hit series, 3 Things. America's favorite non periodically scheduled blog posts.

1. I have a discord. It's kind of a mixed bag. Enter at your own risk https://discord.gg/ety37YQ

2. I also have a twitter.

3. So who the fuck am I and where the hell did I come from? For starters, I'm not a newbie. I've been on this site for almost five years. The Clock Crew may know me as their favorite cancerous waste (WaferClock) but as for the Ole NG it's not as simple as being another numbfuck. I developed an...interesting presence on the NGBBS back in 2017. I created The Forum Story series, and countless other threads that people cared about for only a week. I also got my hands dirty in the NG chat RIGHT before it got skullfucked by Tom and friends. If any of this sounds familiar, my old account was @Brayd0g . If THAT isn't familiar then I don't know what to tell ya ma nignog. I'm here to draw weird shit, write weird movies for the clock crew, and absolutely microblast the NGBBS with the autism that infects my brain on an hourly basis. And I'm not going anywhere. I'm here forever cunts.

~Brayfer